Bacon. It's what's for. . . A lot of things. . .

I know I am not alone when I say that I love bacon.

Who doesn't like bacon?

If you don't like bacon then maybe we shouldn't be friends any more.  {Just kidding.  But, really?  You don't like bacon?  For the love of all that is holy, What the fuck is wrong with you??}

Heh.

Back to bacon.

I present to you my top 10 reasons why bacon is awesome.


10.  You can wrap bacon around other meats to make them even more tasty.

Bacon wrapped chicken, steak, pork chops, etc.?  Yes, please and thank you!

9. Denny's had a tribute to bacon.  They called it Baconalia.   Bacon ice cream, double bacon BLT's, Bacon meatloaf amongst other delicious goodies.

8.  Enid, Oklahoma loves bacon so much that they have a festival every year.  Oddly enough, it is called Baconalia.  Imagine that.  {I think Denny's owes Enid some love.  Or money.  Or. . .  Something.}

7.  There are several bacon related Facebook pages.  No, I have not 'liked' any of them yet.  But I will.  Oh yes.  I will.

6.  Bacon is so awesome someone went and made gummy bacon.  CANDY shaped like strips of bacon.

Sadly it is not bacon flavored.

5.  One word: Baconnaise.  Because the world needs bacon flavored mayonnaise.

4.  Have a boo-boo that needs a bandage?  I have just the thing for you:

Although I would probably end up wanting to bite the spot the bandage is in.

3.  Do you like popcorn?  What about flavored popcorn?

Mmm. I can only imagine. . .

2.  Bacon can add flavor to anything.  Really.  Anything.

No chance of my lips chapping and I get bacony goodness?  YES!

1.  Bacon can be orgasmic.  

I do not even know what to say.  Hot, bacony sex, anyone?

Why do you love bacon?

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Inspired by Mama Kat and prompt #2 Top Ten Reasons Bacon is Awesome

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