Randall, Kaylee and I were all sitting around the other day when Kaylee went and grabbed a small ball. We started tossing it back and forth between the three of us.
After about 15 minutes of ball tossing, a memory comes flooding back to me.
A memory that is probably better kept to myself because it is sort of gross. But I will share it anyway because I am all friendly and like to gross people out when I can. LOL
OK, so the memory that came flooding back to me was of Randall and I playing toss when Kaylee was just a tiny little baby.
We did not play toss with a ball.
We didn't play toss with little baby toys.
We didn't play toss with baby clothes.
We didn't play toss with the baby.
I am suddenly feeling Dr. Seuss-ish.
What we did play toss with was dirty, freshly changed baby Kaylee diapers.
It started purely by accident one night as Randall had just changed a really rotten poopy diaper.
He felt the need to share it with me. Thus closing it up fairly tight and proceeding to wing it at me from across the room.
A diaper tossing war ensued.
And so started the game we would play almost every single time a diaper was changed in our house. Of course we never played this game any where else. Could you imagine the looks of horror if we would have started this crazy game in public? Although it might have been really funny to include a stranger in on the fun. OK, maybe not. That wasn't something I was willing to find out anyway.
Pee filled diapers were actually kinda fun to toss around. You didn't have to worry overmuch about them.
The poopy ones were the ones you had to worry about, obviously. You were pretty much shit out of luck if one opened up on you.
I had more than my fair share of shitty luck.
I can remember having to remind Randall more than once that it was HIM who started this sick and twisted game that we were playing.
I do have to say that it made diaper changing time fun. For the most part anyway.
See? I so told you it was gross.
Sorry if I made you gag.
Have a nice and poop free day! ;)